headlight distraught
hello again world! alright now take the next 60 seconds off smiling to yourself after that greeting from me.
my AFC course's plain awesome. ive been in the course for 3 days and i got 3 nights off during those 3 days. bloody hell i never got any nights off before and now im almost sick of em! haha life in AFC's pretty slack, they give you the time to fall in and you just wake up, wash up, grab some breakfast and do all the shit you've gotta do before falling in at abt 7.30 or so. alot of control's given to us and morale's always high in camp. trainings tough (like me!) but very enjoyable! hell i love where im at!
now ive got a story to share with everyone. its about my friend charles chan yiptong and his BMW 318i (i think thats it!). well charles and the rest of us were having a supper and drinking session at chomp chomp just last night. it was a great night as usual, totally enjoyable. i guess ben's face isnt really distracting when people are high and jae... well his presense isnt felt so its okay. Hidetoshi Jeffrey had his uncle and his uncle's friend along. they're a really jolly bunch, very young at heart. those people drink bout 20-30 bottles of beer and are still more lively and sober than jae on any given day! hats off to em! so yea, it was a very merry session, and like all things, it came to an end... a really crazy end!
fazz, shawn, jae and myself were on the way back when we decided to drop by macdonalds where charles parked his car. the whole idea was to high beam and race him and so, we made our way there and saw the whole group of them just standing around and charles in the drivers' seat masturbating or something. no, he was just sitting there looking pretty lost. we asked them what happened and heres the story as told by him. "I forgot to turn off my headlights and now my car cant start!" now i won't comment on how stupid, ignorant, retarded, forgetful and fucked up he is, but i'd say one thing. HAFUCKINHA! SO THERE HE WAS, JUST STANDING THERE TRYING TO START HIS BATTERY-DEAD CAR! so totally owned right thur! thank goodness jeff's uncle was just around the corner and he bought power cables and transferred power from fazz's car to charles' car. charles, you're one flucky bastard!
so yea, we then headed somewhere else and high-beamed him all the way. what could he do? 1 more high beam and his car would die right there in the middle of the road. so he just SISPEC. Suffered In Silence Please Endure and Carry-on.
so when you see him around, you know what to do! tata!


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