Deutschland, kommt hier die Welt!

Hola amigos!

1 more day to the World Cup! I feel it now! (not like the Great Singapore Sale that's actually more like the Great Singapore Over-promising, Under-delivering Waste of Time!) Germany, it's gonna be like D-day again but this time, only bigger and better ! to all those who'll be clubbing or catching a movie this friday at 11:59pm GMT+8, ignorance is a bliss and the world has finally reigned ignorant over yer fuckin' presense!

My picks for the final 4 this World Cup would be Italy, Brazil, England and Germany! i won't be so bold as to predict the eventual winner but my hopes are on Brazil not because of its horizontally challenged striker, but the sheer fact that they play beautiful football! (quite like me i reckon!) What the hell, let's just enjoy all 64 matches as much as we can! Remember, if a World Cup match coincides with your regular studying/working/gyming/ovulating schedule, drop whatever you're doing and keep your eyes fixed on the TV instead! (unless of course its Tunisia and Saudi Arabia... speaking of which, let's see some other team other than the arabians, for fuck's sake, they've been dumped out of the competition more times than Paris gets dumped by guys!) If you insist that you can't, that's cool, cos then everyone will know that you're a squarehead and will shun you! ( like that Eliel guy ... hafuckinha!)

On another note, it's been a wacky 2 weeks since i passed out of BFSC and i've been posted to America to train the Marines there. Well but being the modest me, i opted to get posted to Khatib Fitness Conditioning Centre at Khatib camp (duh?!) to train reservice men ( like your dads and brothers and She's-the-man sisters ) and make sure they improve their overall fitness. My working hours are 2pm-10pm, perfect for the World Cup period! I'll be at KFCC for 3 months and then i'll be posted to Papua New Guinea to fight the good fight against Hunger and Starvation! But that is not to be because Singapore needs me and i'll instead be posted to BMTC at Pulau Tekong as a PTI. The most perfect job anyone could get in their 2 years in the SAF? I can't think of a better one! (except maybe pool supervisor. comes with an excess 20kg gained when you ORD too! woohoooo tubby!) So after the World Cup, it'd be 8-5 for me as a Physical Training Instructor at Tekong where i get to fuck fresh recruits from the 1987 batch... hey wait, that's my batch! I'll be seeing lotsa my pals so gimme a holler if ure enlisting. i can't promise anything, but i'll try to sneak you some Roti John! After a hundred push-ups or something h3h !

To the usual people( The Clique, BFSC, 44), i'll see you at my place on Friday night, we'll BBQ and Drink to the opening match and watch Germany kick Coasta Rica's ass! Give me a ring on my mobile and we'll have a helluva good time chillin', screamin' and celebratin'! To the... unusual people, get into contact, could make some space for you, we'd need some people to clean up the place... haha!

So the date is set, Friday, 9th June, 11:59pm, D-Day 2. Watch out Germany, here comes the World! As for the rest of you, i'll see you on the beach!